Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Favorite Cookie Recipe

These are the best cookies...but I have a headache for days after I make them!!!!!>

It is that time of the year when I want to make sure all my friends
have my special Christmas Cookie Receipe- thus:

Here is how to make my favorite Christmas cookies

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix
on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or somethng. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add
one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Cose Jervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.



  1. LOL, Sissy.

    That menu above sounds so good--especially the mushrooms. Don't forget to take pictures of everything!

  2. Sharon6:43 AM

    Oh, Sissy...I needed that cookie recipe...I had a wonderful laugh. Merry Christmas!! Sharon


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